Friday, January 28, 2011

THIS BLOG...

best enjoyed drunk

Thursday, January 27, 2011

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST...

has thought out the joke the most and is laughing at the multiple levels of the joke.

PANINI PRESSES ARE MY THIRD LEAST FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE!

after the carrot peeler and can openers. Those things are the worst.

I MONETIZED THIS SITE!

and am losing ten dollars a month

IM INNOCENT OF MURDER

so far...